isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great
College in two sentences or less.
I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.
Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
that’s it. i’m ded. this site killed me. this site and that tiny little goat loaf.
I think I’ll try defying gravity…